Tuesday, January 25, 2005

Finally Satisfied


after an island wide search last week for Jill's bikini/bra top, we finally managed to find it in a lil Minoshe at Plaza Pelangi..


yup, PELANGI, which is at JOHOR BARU...


the story begins...


one day, 4 lil idoits decided to go sun bathing, and before they even start walking into the sun, they were admiring each other's bikinis..


Idoit J: "God! i love ur top! where did u get it from??"
Idoit M1: "Oh, i bought it long ago, PIERRE CARDIN one.."
Idoit M2: "I also like!!!"


So after tanning, Sucker B came to fetch Idiot J home, but Idiot Jill insist on going to look for the bikini Idiot M1 was wearing.. after much searching at Area T, both Idiots J and M2 was disappointed that they couldnt find it, so they decided to go to Area S.. at this moment, Sucker B came and told them that they will be making an wasted trip, as his psy-mental powers could foresee that, but none of them believed him.. so down to Area S, and Sucker B words were proven correct..


the next day, Sucker B brought Idiot J for an island wide search for the PC bikini.. AMK, Bishan, TPY, Heartland mall, Hougang.. 5 Minoshe stores in a single day.. still couldnt find it.. the only rewarding parts were of the 3 near death situations while on the bike and the chance to use my ultra powered radioactive electric horns, which i blasted till the fuckers' windows shattered..


End of S'pore Trip.. JB, here we go...


First to City Square, where Sucker B's bike is parked.. found the Minoshe, but still no bikini.. after much of Idiot J's pestering, Sucker B finally agreed to be dragged to Plaza Pelangi, and declared it as "THE LAST STOP".. no bikini, no more search.. Idiot J unwillingly agreed.. Sucker B was expecting to see Idiot J's once again disappointed face when they reached Pelangi's Minoshe..


BUT....


TADA!!! Finally found it!! but buying 4 at one shot is abit too much too.. anyway, seeing the satisfied and happy smile on Idiot J's face, Sucker B felt a sense of satisfaction as well, not because of the bikini, but the hard work and effort he put in, has not gone to waste.. Idiot M2 got her bikini as well, through Idiot J and Sucker B's effort.. well, she'll not wear the bikini with pride or honour, nor can she hold her chest up while in it, cos she was not part of the action and had not tasted the sweat and blood put in it.. but anyway, hope she likes it, and treasures it, as 2 individual's spirits were put into it in helping her get it...


Morale of the story..


DO NOT, DO NOT, DO NOT, let 4 girls go tanning on their own.. will only cause the guys more trouble than that short period of peace.. plus it's all Idiot M1's fault, for wearing such a bikini that everyone likes...


p/s: You're welcome baby... wat i wrote above is just a joke.. i'm happy that u finally found what u wanted and that u r happy.. i'm glad i'm part wat made u happy.. u happy = me happy, ok?

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