Meeting with my GALWISER!!

and also ivan...
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5 days after i come home, i finally got to see my dearest galwiser! she hasnt changed abit, cept' for that juicy, puss-y (not pussy..) yellowish, volcanic-like pimple on her right cheek.. EEEKKKSS!! i so wanted to squeeze it out.. for those who dunno, i've this thing abt big juicy pimples... damn shoik when u squeeze it out, esp when the puss flies to the mirror.. wow.. the feeling is so good.. feels like u've just won a battle..

anyway, May wanted to watch a movie, but there wasnt any good show and it was too late for Prince Ivan, whom have to work tml, plus daddy is picking him up from orchard.. (aaawwwww....) so we end up having dinner at Marche!! yummy! Rosti was good, but this time, i ordered a chicken sausage instead of the usual pork one.. after that, we had Fondu at Hargen Diaz!! shoik sia.. it was my treat for my friends, cos i wanted to try something new.. after filling ourselves to the throats, we decided to take a walk.. me and Prince Ivan was sweating like pigs after a short walk.. for me, it's the sudden change of climate, for Prince Ivan, erhm... nvm...

May then brought us at this pub/bar and have a drink.. i forgot the name of the place, but it was somewhere besides Orchard Point.. the ambience was GREAT! smoothing music, dim lightings, the decor, plus they serve Hoegarden in magnum mugs!!! knowing the supervisor there, May took the iniciative and ordered us 3 of those monstorous beers.. apparently the place was short-handed at the moment, and i'm looking for a job, so May kindly asked her fren for me and i was told to go down for an interview tml!! Gosh.. cant imagine working there.. it could be so fun, similar to when i was working in mad monks.. well, hope that they'll employ a overseas student, who's staying only for a month!! haha!

Bran's Back

Dear friends,

The great one is back in town. Dun ask how come, dun ask why. last minute decision after being ganged-up and psychoed by jill and colin, change my mind of staying. anyway, number's still the same. jill's going to shanghai for a week. i'm gonna miss her, but at the same time, PARTY TIME!!!! mahjong, number ball, snooker, pool, whatever fuck also can play loh!!!! haha.. so HURRY, call me and book an appointment, while stocks last!

Flashing Titties.

wat's the deal wif girls wanting to flash their titties on the internet??? they wanna show, guys wanna see, both side benefit wat... so y not? u can flash ur titties on the internet as well, no one's stopping u.. it this thing about s'porean.. see abit flesh then kao pei kao bu.. see see la.. humans by nature are lustful creature.. (new folder eh?) and now's the 21st (or izzit 22nd?) century, why kick a big hoo-ha abt a pair of pointy tits? not very fantastic wat.. if u say it cup 'I' or something, then i support wif both hands and legs.. crazy muthafukers, nothing to do wanna stir shit into people's lives.. talk shit abt other's parents.. if it's me, i would tear down the publishing firm wif my strong "hulk"-like arms, together will the help of my Jedi pimp knights, and Princes of Hougang, Toa Payoh and Woodlands..

oh, and last night i dreamt that i was assign to beat up Raymond, cos he too sia lan when having a meal wif my 'gang', spat saliva on the table instead of paying (when everyone else is putting money on the table).. so the gang boss gave me a plastic rod and ask me to wait in the kitchen for the 'signal'... while waiting, he made me do the dishes.. nabey... before a fight still must clean dishes.. crazy dream...

Here you go, my sexy titties.. now make me famous... feature me in ST..

nothing like a good game of Bejeweled 2. i finally managed to beat Jill's score in the Timed Game. Yes!

Great movie, at no charge!

i know, i know.. 7 more days to econs exam, and i shouldnt be watching a movie.. but if i dun watch now, no one will be left here to watch it wif me.. so, pls understand..

Mr. & Mrs. Smith

a typical couple dunno each other secret identity, falls in "love", got married, later found out that both were professional killers, competiors agent, tried but couldnt bear to pull the trigger at each other, then have sex, both agency tried to slience them, couple team up against agencies, bunch of bobo elite-killer like shooters all got wiped out by the two, good guy wins, bad guys lose, sex, happy ending. bleah, and that was it.

oh, did i mentioned i watched the movie for free? yup, free. IN the cinema. because everytime after we bought the tickets, there wasnt anyone at the entrance to "tear" it. so this time, i decided to take the advantage and sneak in. we were so worried at first that what if someone came in and do a head count? what are we gonna say? but once the show starts, everyone forgot abt that. havent done something like that in a long time. quite fun actually.. it was like re-living my mischievous secondary school days.. the adrenaline, the excitement, the nervousness of being exposed.. HEY! we should do that more often!

Mr. & Mrs. Smith

1 one left to freedom!!!!

E-commerce wasnt as bad as i expected, turn out that the MCQs were pretty straight-forward, compared to Viv's MCQs.. before the exam, me and jill were super nervous, wondering if we could remember that stuff that we were suppose to.. everytime when i'm nervous, i always feel like puking.. it's as though there's something stuck in my throat..

the exam started at about 2.10pm, i managed to complete 60 MCQs at abt 3pm, which left me 1hr 10 mins to tackle the 7 short essay questions, which i mostly tried to smoke my way through.. well, dun wanna think abt that no more.. 1 last Econs paper and i'm done with this sem.. FREEDOM! i can almost smell it...

Cold Morning..(8.5 deg C)

it's this kinda of weather that reminds me of the days in kinabalu.. showering is a chore! how izzit possible that u can be naked at 8.5 deg C? well, at least there's hot water now, there wasnt any on kinabalu, and me and da boys were screaming like girls when the water came against our muscular steamy bodies.. i bet that's a record holding fastest bath competition.. everyone took almost less than 2 mins! it was an experience which properly wun get to live again.

crazy weather in perth, crazy paper later. 60 MCQ (30 marks) and 7 essay (70 marks) in 2 hrs.. it's either he's setting it super easy, and the large number of questions is to prevent us from leaving early,

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he gonna make our lives miserable and fail us.. who knows? he's from sweden..

1 down, 2 to go.

stayed up till 2+ to squeeze in all the last min information into our head. jill was reading her notes on my bed till i fell asleep.. i even had nightmares abt my exams. dreamt that i missed the paper, i got the subjects wrong, and somethings else that i couldnt recall dreaming.. i woke up in the middle of the night thinking, "FUCK! did i really miss my exams??!!" then i realise jill was sleeping soundly beside me, and it was jus a dream.. heng ah...

anyway, MDP is done, 2 more to go.. E-commerce is tmr.. zzzz...

Bran's Board

i noe i should be studying... but i can control myself!!! i have to complete this before i can set my mind to stduy mode.. feel so guilty... but izzit nice? i got the idea from my own "cock" board. thanks to shin for her ideas! and FYI, all is drawn using photoshop, except the pins and cards..

Insaniquarium @ popcap.com

was talking to Shin last night and she introduce me this game. it's a lame-ass silly game, but kinda fun.. it's called "Insaniquarium".

basically, the objective of this game is to feed the guppies, collect the money, fight aliens before they eat the fishes up. when u collect enough money, buy eggs, which completes the level and gives you a new character! my favourite character is Prego. she give birth to baby guppies with a "PUTTT" sound!

this game, along with other interesting ones, can be found at POPCAP.COM.. apparently, Shin was using this site to kill her time at home, which by now, she must've been a kick-ass pro at all the games.. i introduce this site to Felix, Jill and Colin, and they got addicted to this insane game.. Felix even managed to complete the game! Colin even thought of buying the Deluxe game, which cost $20 bucks! haha! they're now blaming me for distracting their revision.. tsk tsk tsk...

below are some of the screenshots, the words might be a lil small, click to enlarge! have fun!

some of the characters that you'll find in the game..

collect the coins and buy upgrades!

aliens attacking the poor guppies..

So little time, so much to do..

been trying to keep in schedule with my study plans for the past week.. 1 chapter of MDP, and 1 chapter for E-commerce (EC) per day.. i realise i can concentrate better on MDP in the morning, especially after my morning run and the typing the notes EC during the afternoon and night.. i also realised that i haven plan a "rest" day in my study plans, which means i've to go on without resting.. damn! but i cant seem to keep my concentration.. read abit, surf net.. read abit, watch tv.. too much temptations around me..

which reminds me my poly days, which i went to my void deck alone after dinner and study and smoke. with no interference and no temptations.. no choice only can read, smoke and drink water.. it was much easier to study then.. unlike now.. freezing weather making me super lethargic..

eh, i wish exams will be over soon.. i need a holiday.. i need days where i can keep my mind empty and fiddle with Photoshop and play GB all day long.. yes, i need a life.. get me one...

i've decided to take out one of my old blogskin and use it.
simplicity is always the best.
i wonder wat was i thinking when i created those colourful blogskins.
too "noisy", i guess..
or maybe i grew sick of those..
well, that's me. i've grown again.

What seperates a Winner and a Loser??

Who define who as winners, and who as losers? What qualities must one possess to be a winner? Then how do you differentiate a loser from the crowd? From the way he/ she dress? The way they speak? Their physical looks? Their hair? The way I view it is that people who thinks they're winners, define the losers. From many teenage movies, losers are always the ones being made fun of, push around, by the more popular dudes/ gals. So who define the winners? Others who look up to them? Does that make them losers? How a self-proclaim winner would feel when he/ she find out that he/ she is a loser in others' eyes?

Being a winner or loser is how you portraits yourself in front of others, how you would like to be seen as. But deep down, is that the real you? If so, congrats, you do have a great personality to gain the admiration of others. If not? Wouldn’t you be cheating or lying to yourself?

I used to consider myself as one of the "winners", maybe because I used to excel in most of the things that I do, except studies... but now I dun, and not that I feel I’m a loser... I’m happy with who I’m, I live my life the way I want, and I’ve a mind of my own.. I’m not embarrass to show my flaws, I’m glad to take criticism (though sometimes it really pisses me off to hear people saying that I’m fat..) it's a great feeling to be on the top of the world, viewing from the top at the people below you. Others will envy, envy leads to hate, hate leads to anger, anger lead to the dark side... (Haha...) but i feel some part of what the fucker Yoda said is quite true. Isn’t that what most human beings are like?

Anyway, something to ponder about... are you a winner or a loser? Which side would you be on? Or join me, part winner, and part loser?? Haha!!

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:	Brandon
Birthday:	23/09/1982
Birthplace:	Singapore
Current Location:	Australia, Perth
Eye Color:	Darkest form of brown
Hair Color:	Black
Height:	1.74 m
Right Handed or Left Handed:	Right
Your Heritage:	Chinese
The Shoes You Wore Today:	Teva Slippers
Your Weakness:	Biceps curls and Lats pulldown
Your Fears:	sad to say, cockroaches
Your Perfect Pizza:	Donimo's BBQ chicken!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:	Lose 10 kg!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:	haha
Thoughts First Waking Up:	"should i go running or not?"
Your Best Physical Feature:	My eyelashes
Your Bedtime:	12am. i'm cinderella
Your Most Missed Memory:	My Mum
Pepsi or Coke:	Coke (diet)
MacDonalds or Burger King:	MACCAS!!!
Single or Group Dates:	group, shy la...
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:	Nah, hate ice tea...
Chocolate or Vanilla:	Chocolates!!! yummy!! Snickers are DA BOMB!
Cappuccino or Coffee:	70 cents Kopi from kopitiam
Do you Smoke:	yup, REDS.
Do you Swear:	All the time.
Do you Sing:	As above.
Do you Shower Daily:	erhm.. depends...
Have you Been in Love:	yup, in one rite now!
Do you want to go to College:	i'm in University.. u say leh?
Do you want to get Married:	Dunno.. see my financial status first..
Do you belive in yourself:	Sometimes..
Do you get Motion Sickness:	depends if i had a heavy meal before that or not..
Do you think you are Attractive:	Not rite now.. but yes 10kg lighter
Are you a Health Freak:	Trying to be one..
Do you get along with your Parents:	yup
Do you like Thunderstorms:	what kinda question is that? but i recently witness one.. and caused my house to be blackout.
Do you play an Instrument:	Recorder? other than that, NO.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:	Nope.
In the past month have you Smoked:	u mean 2 hrs ago?
In the past month have you been on Drugs:	nope. (geesh, this is getting boring)
In the past month have you gone on a Date:	EVERYDAY is a date with my baby.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:	Supermarket??
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:	nope.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:	Yup, Sundays Sushi, BESSSTTT!!
In the past month have you been on Stage:	Nope (ok, is this ending soon??)
In the past month have you been Dumped:	Nope.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:	Nope. (I feel like shitting now..)
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:	If u meant Jill's heart, yup, everyday...
Ever been Drunk:	Once.. sad huh?
Ever been called a Tease:	wat's a tease?
Ever been Beaten up:	Once, cos i drop a condom filled with water on some ah bengs..
Ever Shoplifted:	caught twice.. damn yoyo...
How do you want to Die:	In my sleep.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:	dunno.. see what life offers me..
What country would you most like to Visit:	i wanna travel the world.. (ok, my shit's coming out!!!)
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:	(aaaahhhh.. better now..) erhm.. no preference
Favourite Hair Color:	as above.
Short or Long Hair:	Long..
Height:	no taller than me. Jill's height will do..
Weight:	What's Jill weigh?
Best Clothing Style:	My army berms with my "McShit" t-shirt?
Number of Drugs I have taken:	none.
Number of CDs I own:	30?
Number of Piercings:	used to have 4, includig the eyebrow.. now? 1..
Number of Tattoos:	3
Number of things in my Past I Regret:	too much to mention.
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Songs for a lazy Sunday

i bought this CD about a month ago, from a shop called "Dirt Cheap CDs". The CDs there are really a good bargain, most of them 10 bucks each, but however, the CDs are kinda outdated.. Anyway, since today's a Sunday, and i'm feeling lazy, i feel like playing this CD and take a nap.. but there's endless chapters that I've complete! MDP and E-commerce exams are just one day after another, and I haven't had time to rest.. fine, cept the 1-2 hrs in Gunbound land..

I got back my results for the last MDP group quiz, 19/20!! YIPPEE!! thanks to Agnes for the tips, else I could've been SERIOUSLY screwed up.. my results for this unit hasn't been great, in fact, quite bad.. i hope this last test (worth 20%) is able to pull my overall up.

should i buy a heart rate monitor? it seems useful as I'm able to know the optimal heart rate to maintain during my workout in order to burn fat effectively.. but 1 of those buggers cost quite alot! I needa go down to the shop personally and let a sale person convince me to buy, so that i won't suffer from cognitive dissonance (marketing term.. haha..)

i need a life. i need a drink. i need booze. i need a party!

today was the opening day for "the longest yard", starring adam sandler, chris rock, nelly, "stone cold" steve austin, goldberg and burt reynolds. the show basically talks about an ex-football player, sentence to 3 yrs in texas jail, after stealing his gf's car, drunk driving, making fun of a short police officer, and escaping arrest. he was then asked to set up a football team, made of convicts, to play against the prison warden's team, which are the prison guards. they were suppose to be a "dummy" team, to delibrately lose a game to the prison guards, as to boost their confidence. however, sandler, being the quaterback and captain of the team, develop bonds with his team mates and was determine to beat up the prison guards as revenge for thier ill treatment. while recruiting his players, he promise them a chance to take their revenge on the guards, which they eventually did on the field. a super funny show with the usual guest appearance of sandler's pal, rob schinder (deuce bigalo). thumbs up! a must watch movie!!

as we entered the cinema, we found that the place was completely empty except the 3 of us! yes people, this is australia... people dun watch movies...