Finally Satisfied


after an island wide search last week for Jill's bikini/bra top, we finally managed to find it in a lil Minoshe at Plaza Pelangi..


yup, PELANGI, which is at JOHOR BARU...


the story begins...


one day, 4 lil idoits decided to go sun bathing, and before they even start walking into the sun, they were admiring each other's bikinis..


Idoit J: "God! i love ur top! where did u get it from??"
Idoit M1: "Oh, i bought it long ago, PIERRE CARDIN one.."
Idoit M2: "I also like!!!"


So after tanning, Sucker B came to fetch Idiot J home, but Idiot Jill insist on going to look for the bikini Idiot M1 was wearing.. after much searching at Area T, both Idiots J and M2 was disappointed that they couldnt find it, so they decided to go to Area S.. at this moment, Sucker B came and told them that they will be making an wasted trip, as his psy-mental powers could foresee that, but none of them believed him.. so down to Area S, and Sucker B words were proven correct..


the next day, Sucker B brought Idiot J for an island wide search for the PC bikini.. AMK, Bishan, TPY, Heartland mall, Hougang.. 5 Minoshe stores in a single day.. still couldnt find it.. the only rewarding parts were of the 3 near death situations while on the bike and the chance to use my ultra powered radioactive electric horns, which i blasted till the fuckers' windows shattered..


End of S'pore Trip.. JB, here we go...


First to City Square, where Sucker B's bike is parked.. found the Minoshe, but still no bikini.. after much of Idiot J's pestering, Sucker B finally agreed to be dragged to Plaza Pelangi, and declared it as "THE LAST STOP".. no bikini, no more search.. Idiot J unwillingly agreed.. Sucker B was expecting to see Idiot J's once again disappointed face when they reached Pelangi's Minoshe..


BUT....


TADA!!! Finally found it!! but buying 4 at one shot is abit too much too.. anyway, seeing the satisfied and happy smile on Idiot J's face, Sucker B felt a sense of satisfaction as well, not because of the bikini, but the hard work and effort he put in, has not gone to waste.. Idiot M2 got her bikini as well, through Idiot J and Sucker B's effort.. well, she'll not wear the bikini with pride or honour, nor can she hold her chest up while in it, cos she was not part of the action and had not tasted the sweat and blood put in it.. but anyway, hope she likes it, and treasures it, as 2 individual's spirits were put into it in helping her get it...


Morale of the story..


DO NOT, DO NOT, DO NOT, let 4 girls go tanning on their own.. will only cause the guys more trouble than that short period of peace.. plus it's all Idiot M1's fault, for wearing such a bikini that everyone likes...


p/s: You're welcome baby... wat i wrote above is just a joke.. i'm happy that u finally found what u wanted and that u r happy.. i'm glad i'm part wat made u happy.. u happy = me happy, ok?

Phantom of the Ophra


wat a fantastic show.. something like Evita.. no subtitles, so throughout the entire show, i was trying to make out wat the actors are actually singing about.. most of the time i can only catch the last few words of a sentence.. so it's like:


"..... I ..... me ..... love you..... "


"..... you ... how .... now .... to me ...."


zzz... so i wasnt able to understand much from the show.. but Crissy seems to be the girl that everyone loves.. hmmm..


during the show, i was thinking, "hmmm, how come they can use the same tune over and over again, and yet able to say wat they want, by jus using different words?" kinda like freestyle rapping huh? so the moment we step out of the cinema, i was using it on Jill, using some stupid tune and singing out.. but wat i like is only 1 song, "All i ask of you". to those pp; who has watch the show, dun u reckon it's the nicest of all?

3 round of mahjong and i only won 2 bucks.. boring...

spent an afternoon searching for jill's bikini.. all thanks to MAY the person whom led the girl's new craze.. went to all the Minoshe stores in the central area, beginning wif AMK, Bishan, TPY and 2 stores in Hougang, but couldnt find.. seems like they've stop carrying that particular design.. i dun mind this kinda islandwide search, cos it seems like a mission.. something like when playing a RPG game, or like Amazing Race.. i like that kinda feeling, esp when u found the item u been looking for...


3 near death situations on the way back..
a cance for me to show off my electric horns which i installed but seldom use it.. jill was scared shitless.. haha..


was already feeling kinda pissed after the 3 incidents.. fucking taxi drivers.. came back and found out that the stupid arse left my laptop on.. i'm already very reluctant to lend my laptop, cos it's an important equipment which i need to survive in aussie.. then that fucker had to misuse it.. taking my kindness for my weakness.. so fuck it.. say bye bye, u wun get to touch it again.. if ur sch really needs u to have one, get dad to get u one.. u wun be able to use mine after i go back anyway...


i hate it when ppl dun take care of my stuff..

i'm pissed...


the blog entry that i wrote this morning on 0530am is gone..


i'm lazy to type all over again...


so jus fuck it..

City Palace


Another one of those stupid places that my friends go.. This is the worse so far besides BOSS, not the BOSS wif the gals, jus a normal KTV pub.. anyway, last night's tioh was shitty.. In simple terms, it's actually a nightclub, wif loads of Lao Ah-Bengs and Ti-Goh Peks around, finding a chance to grab one of those China pigs' big, fat, lardy boobies.. gross.. The people there are really weird, u can see ur friendly taxi drivers dancing ard in the ktv room, or wif the "pigs" on there laps, and stuffing their heads into their lardy boobs.. (no, i'm not referring to u, Bob..)


We were given this huge VIP room, due to some connections, they managed to get 2 bottles of Martell as well.. The room seems so empty wif jus 5 of us, Me, Mike, Di, YS and Di's Coursin. Mike was showing off his break dancing and strip tease skills when some Alex toh's high beat song can abt.. i was laughing my head off.. then blah blah blah, abt the part where we were forced out of our VIP room, and into a pig sty.. ppl started apologising, then 1 stupid fucker kept shouting.. zzz... stupid old men, too old cant think izzit.. haiz..


anyway, shitty place.. i sworn not to patronize another nightclub, after that time wif ivan, weihao etc.. cos its expensive and boring.. not something to go a 2nd time.. last night was an exception.. everything was paid for.. i went there wif $13 bucks, after buying a pack of ciggies, i was left wif jus a few cents.. so i din spent a single cent there, but i sang quite a no. of songs, ate 2 bowls of nuts, drank abit of their ahpek's Martell.. all FOC!! only thing i spent on is the Cheese and kosong prata, and milo ice for supper...

i hate arguements...

why cant guys think like girls and girls think like guys? why cant the 2 sex undrstands one another, and live in peace and harmony? the world would be a better place if both parties' brains were the same, and women werent from venus, men werent from mars.. both should come from pluto or jupitor.. i'm sure many relationships will be saved.. maybe the best type of relationship is a butch and "timothy, aka gayboy".. then both will have the characteristics of both sexes, and peace shall be bestowed upon them.. zzzz....

gross..

i'm determined to start my routine tml.. been dragging it for a month already.. ever since i got that stupid blister after a short jog ard my neighbourhood, i haven been running since.. shouldnt have left my jogging shoes back in aust.. anyway, these are jus excuses to keep me away from jogging.. i hate jogging, but it seems like that's the only alternative left.. i tried swimming in public pools, but everyone's eyes seems to be on me, the only person who is "heavily" tattoo.. i made myself looked like a loser.. somemore some fucker banged into me when i was doing my freestyle.. nabey cheebye.. anyway, back to running again from tml onwards.. i think i need ppl to push me.. i'm a person without determination.. guess felix is my saviour, constantly pushing me.. it may sound gay but, thanks dude, for pushing me.. we'll resume our training back in aussie eh?!