Getting my car TODAY!!!
 
yeah, going to get our car later.. i'm so excited till i cant sleep.. slept at one plus last night after losing a few games at GB, then woke up at 7.56am.. jill's still sleeping, dun wanna wake her up, wait she grumpy.. guess she'll be waking up soon.. i tickled her nose this morning, then suddenly, her hand jus shot up! my face was spared from a karate chop few inches away.. phew... the way she sleep is damn cute.. sometimes anyhow kicking around.. gave me a shock, next sec? ZZzzz... haha.. oh, and once i was punched by her in the eye, in the middle of the night.. haha.. hmmmm... the karate chop would have been worse i guess... "Junter.." that was what the French car saleman pronouns her name.. wah lau, buay tahan sia.. wanna burst out laughing liao, in front of Bon Serge... Junter, junter.... hahaha

Kill Bill Vol.1
 
yeah, yeh.. an old show, but nice... some parts i find it really funny though... like whenever something was being chopped off, blood gushes out like the garden sprinkler.. lol... but not bad, done in an old style manner.. like 70's or 80's.. at first i tot was the road show, till jill's flatmate, kris, said the show was meant to be like tat.. oh, they dun rent VCD here!! only video tapes and DVDs.. lots of porn too?? yummy... but one good thing is that they rent games! yup, GAMES... ps2, xbox, n64.. alots more... cool huh? jill was saying she should've brough her ps2.. arrgh... i wanna rent kill bill vol.2!!! hate this type of show, when u have to watch another one to complete the story.. except for LOTR... heh heh..

Shin: why u so angry all the time? aiyah, that time at mount aber should have taken a picture wif u... Zzzz.. forgotten.. damn.. nvm, i'll being seeing u again right? somewhere, sometime... fate will bring u to me... Muhahahha... t('.'t) oh btw, fuck the fucking portugal guy... haha..

MEL: thanks for the tips on cooking beef... i forgot u gonna poke it.. but even small pieces of beef chunks? hmmm, yeah, i guess it's becoz i din marinate the beef before cooking, that's why it tasted so raw.. now both me and jill have fobia eating beef...

 

TO DA REST OF DA GANG: steady poom pee pee loh... when we around, never see u all so steady, plan to meet up once a week.. everytime, "can't la, busy.." or "watch wat show??? i dun like watching shows.." or "nah, i dun club, i'll jus sit there and see u all dance.." then NOW?? hmmm, me and jill are not very happy with this.. so buay steady one.. do all the fun stuff without us.. then when i ard, jio ppl, all gimme funny excuses.. wah lau... not say i petty, but this kinda attitude should have been drilled into ur skull a long time ago.. we're DA GANG.. and we'll stick together for life k? now u guys are missing jus 2 pieces of DA PUZZLE, how abt me and jill? we're short of the entire puzzle! haiz, i'm freezing my arse typing this.. pls tell everyone i said hi.. and i wan CHEESE PRATA!!! arrgh... stop reminding me abt it...

 

XINYI: yo kuku, wtf have u been up to? busy wif someone izzit? havent been seeing u updating ur blog or coming online.. kukujiaolanpaji....

 

sorry baby, wun force u to eat those damn blardy carrots again... :)

To Singyee

no, me and jill dun need to snatch for toilet.. cos i got my own personal one in my room!! but poor jill is sharing wif 4 others for 2 toilets.. heh heh.. but i guess it shouldnt post a problem.. cos not many ppl are like peeing freaks like me and jill, so i guess it's pretty ok... good luck on ur freshie grad and flatmate!

 

To my Dearest May...

though i'm not physically in s'pore, but you guys will still have fun without me right? guess u gonna get used to Ivan being th sole co-ordinator now.. but seriously, knowing that i'm not alone, he gopnna change tat attitude of his man.. buay tahan.. even angeline has the same thoughts too.. so ppl who sees this, pls be a kind soul and tell him that.. and ya, meihui, ur ang moh so damn chiem!!! dun use so profound words can??? hard for me to understand leh.. afterall, i'm jus an undergraduate... wait till i get my degree then u start using ur chiem English can??? heehheehe.. yeah.. i miss u alot too.. movie-ka-ki... la la la la la....

 

To my Stupid Mel

FINE! i changed ur name back to "melissa" liao.. happy? dun keep tempting me with cheese prata and frog's porridge... dun force me to start learn making prata here k? btw, i broke a chopper leh... strong huh? nearly killed myself.. u got a nice blog, dogs and stuff.. jill forgoteen her cable for her digicam.. so we cant upload any photos yet.. damn.. arse... oh, wanna ask u how to cook beef.. cos i cooked some last night, and it still have the "beefy" smell.. immediate vomit.. arrgh... jill's brave enough to eat 2 pieces... last but not least... Ex Pleas... arggh nvm...

 

To my dumb Leopard-hair Brother

dun keep being stupid and getting caught by dad!!! told u so many times to be careful liao.. arse... keep ciggy properly will die meh? think now he already give up hope on u liao.. might as well smoke in his face.. there will be some stuff i need u to help me send it over.. fuck the booklist i sent u ok? i'm buying it over here.. costs abt the same.. will be sending u another e-mail once i gotten down all the stuff i need.. and remember to maintain my bike for me... wash it! and polish it! all the stuff u need is in the "Red" bucket in the kitchen.. all the washing materials.. polisher use the "ELF" brand one.. and onli polish the painted parts! and also the box.. any questions pls lemme noe.. u got my number right? 61 405 405 134... i forgot u wat user liao, but if u M1, type 021 before the number... if wanna use hse phone, must go buy international phone card from Econ. singtel calling card, then press the 2nd option one.. aiyah i forgot it liao.. go figure out ok? last but not least, fuck off arse hole...

 

i got a fucking virus in my com last night then it couldnt be saved! fucking cheebye! lanjiao pajit... had to use the fucking recovery CD to re-format it... kaninabuchaocheebye! waste of time sia.. fucking pissed.. "oh, u gonna update ur com with the latest noton anti-virus.. or u'll be cut off.. blah blah.." that's wat Sarah said.. Screw ur arse lah! fucking so many virus in murdoch LAN connection.. one more of these nonsense, i'll burn Student Village down.. lampoji... i mean it.. erhm.. maybe not, will get double charged.. i'm still under the SAF remember? hahah, trust u (who is reading) to believe it.. suckerS! heh heh...

Things that i need now....
 
1) a CAR!!!
2) a University Student Card
3) a Student Concession "Sticker"
4) a haircut
5) gym workout
6) a chopper (cos i broke one last night trying to cut frozen chicken)
7) a nice poopy session where i can smoke..
8) 10 mins before my enrolment starts..
9) the unit that i needa take.. (btw, i got awarded 36 out of 72 credits.. woo ooh!)
 
ok, gtg... jill's rushing me.. arse...

think my blog is turning mouldy, so better make use of my free time to write some shit.. well, perth is not an really awesome place, but it's something new, rather then the same hot island.. so, bye suckers! welcome to icy land... heh heh... where aircon is on always 24/7... regardless u r indoors or out, u never get to feel sweaty again!! but again, u cant really exercise here, cos it madness going out in a singlet and a pair or running shorts.. tat's the shitty part..
 
we din get to fill our ashtray full, cos me and jill are not staying at the same place, actually a few blocks away... but it's an non smoking apartment!!! gonna go outside, where it's freezing, to catch a smoke.. i tot can ignore the fucking rule, but was being complaint by my flatmates the next day.. fuck them... i'm staying wif 3 other girls btw... 1 s'porean, 1 aussie and a japanese..
 
we've been cooking our meals, shitty meals till this afternoon, where we finally managed to get all our dishes right.. i dun dare to think abt dinner. cos we gonna try cooking teriyaki chicken.. hope it turns out edible... it's really bored here.. esp without ur own transport.. the bus system is super fucked up! i wanna get a car soon... mitsubishi lancer coupe is wat i like best.. but i'm also ok with festiva, and some others..
 
cant really think of wat to write now, cos i'm in the sch's library.. will be back once net connection is up.. see ya all ppl, take care.. miss ya.. and bro, dun mess up my room ah... if not i'll skin u alive.. and when u free, try to go down factory and help me wash my bike... any doubts, e-mail me...