To Singyee

no, me and jill dun need to snatch for toilet.. cos i got my own personal one in my room!! but poor jill is sharing wif 4 others for 2 toilets.. heh heh.. but i guess it shouldnt post a problem.. cos not many ppl are like peeing freaks like me and jill, so i guess it's pretty ok... good luck on ur freshie grad and flatmate!

 

To my Dearest May...

though i'm not physically in s'pore, but you guys will still have fun without me right? guess u gonna get used to Ivan being th sole co-ordinator now.. but seriously, knowing that i'm not alone, he gopnna change tat attitude of his man.. buay tahan.. even angeline has the same thoughts too.. so ppl who sees this, pls be a kind soul and tell him that.. and ya, meihui, ur ang moh so damn chiem!!! dun use so profound words can??? hard for me to understand leh.. afterall, i'm jus an undergraduate... wait till i get my degree then u start using ur chiem English can??? heehheehe.. yeah.. i miss u alot too.. movie-ka-ki... la la la la la....

 

To my Stupid Mel

FINE! i changed ur name back to "melissa" liao.. happy? dun keep tempting me with cheese prata and frog's porridge... dun force me to start learn making prata here k? btw, i broke a chopper leh... strong huh? nearly killed myself.. u got a nice blog, dogs and stuff.. jill forgoteen her cable for her digicam.. so we cant upload any photos yet.. damn.. arse... oh, wanna ask u how to cook beef.. cos i cooked some last night, and it still have the "beefy" smell.. immediate vomit.. arrgh... jill's brave enough to eat 2 pieces... last but not least... Ex Pleas... arggh nvm...

 

To my dumb Leopard-hair Brother

dun keep being stupid and getting caught by dad!!! told u so many times to be careful liao.. arse... keep ciggy properly will die meh? think now he already give up hope on u liao.. might as well smoke in his face.. there will be some stuff i need u to help me send it over.. fuck the booklist i sent u ok? i'm buying it over here.. costs abt the same.. will be sending u another e-mail once i gotten down all the stuff i need.. and remember to maintain my bike for me... wash it! and polish it! all the stuff u need is in the "Red" bucket in the kitchen.. all the washing materials.. polisher use the "ELF" brand one.. and onli polish the painted parts! and also the box.. any questions pls lemme noe.. u got my number right? 61 405 405 134... i forgot u wat user liao, but if u M1, type 021 before the number... if wanna use hse phone, must go buy international phone card from Econ. singtel calling card, then press the 2nd option one.. aiyah i forgot it liao.. go figure out ok? last but not least, fuck off arse hole...

 

i got a fucking virus in my com last night then it couldnt be saved! fucking cheebye! lanjiao pajit... had to use the fucking recovery CD to re-format it... kaninabuchaocheebye! waste of time sia.. fucking pissed.. "oh, u gonna update ur com with the latest noton anti-virus.. or u'll be cut off.. blah blah.." that's wat Sarah said.. Screw ur arse lah! fucking so many virus in murdoch LAN connection.. one more of these nonsense, i'll burn Student Village down.. lampoji... i mean it.. erhm.. maybe not, will get double charged.. i'm still under the SAF remember? hahah, trust u (who is reading) to believe it.. suckerS! heh heh...